Max Pain…I Mean Payne
It was very PAYNEful to watch. Get it? Being serious though, it sucked. I don’t understand why Vincen…Mark Wahlberg took the part. The storyline was everywhere, you could barely understand what was going on. During most of the movie I was thinking “WTF IS THIS?!” I guess it sorta stuck to the lore of the game.
It wasn’t a wasted night though. Carrie and I got to have steak with Ana and Bernard at Taps which was really good.
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i suspect the storyline for Max Payne is a lot more exciting when it’s happening in the form of a video game… except for those few exciting parts that i already saw in the preview, it was a snoozefest
I’d probably only watch it for Mila Kunis…..but in rental form.
Movie fan you are right. The lore of it was much better. I guess it’s just Hollywood butchering another storyline?
Stu, yah shes fine as a mofo. Her sister in the movie is even hotter…like model hot.
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