Earlier I had a conversation with a WoW friend. His name will not be disclosed because…I don’t know. So anyhoo here it goes.
Wow Friend: HEY HUGGIE BEAR!!!!
Me: Yo duder
WF: So we rolling deep in WotLK right?
Me: I am hardly playing right now. I saw Illidan die and I was happy with that. You haven’t been playing either…WTF scrub?
WF: Took the summer off but I’m coming back and starting the guild for WotLK. I want to compete for world firsts. So when xpac hits you have a week to level to 80. You might want to take the week off from work so you can hit 80.
Me: /blink…what? World firsts? I quit the game…somewhat.
WF: WTF Hugs?!?!?! We need you!
Me: No. I like having a real life. Stop tempting me.
WF: You know you want to. You owe me. Who tanked Heroic BF with uber lag?
Me: No…/sigh
WF: We can name the guild after pirates.
Me: Fuck you for knowing my weakness.
WF: Are you in?
Me: …
Me: I hate your face.
WF: Whatever healing class officer.
Me: o_O
I am going to need therapy.